crabfluxe

I always wonder about kids in video games going back to their normal lives after the events of the game are over

like Ness in EarthBound and if you end the game with like 800 health and 500 attack

what if he tried out for the baseball team

ohseagull

Ness becomes the greatest sports hero the world has ever known, bringing any team he’s on to certain victory.

But accusations of steroid use follow him for his entire career, and after an incident where he horrifically cripples the shortstop of an opposing team, he must always hold himself back despite being on par in strength to a god among men.