“I’m going to put on the condom now, Miss Steele.” He mewled low and wryly into my external auditory canal
50 Shades
SAY’EAR’!! JUST SAY ‘EAR’!!! IT WON’T BE TOO BORING, I PROMISE!!!
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have you ever noticed that external auditory receiver is an anagram for ear
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holy shit
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